How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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