- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

who is really lanky? james cornish

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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