What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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