- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats 2+2? 4

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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