A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Knock Knock Come in

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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