A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Whats brown and smells bad poo

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did you poop because you are a poop

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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