once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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FUCK YOU

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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