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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

knock knock... ...no answer

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