Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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