KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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