i found waldo.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Women's Rights

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Eric is gay Ha

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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