if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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