men's rights activists

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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