What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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My spelling is horrible

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Hello

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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