homosexual rights to marriage

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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