- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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