"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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