- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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