- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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