- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

I like school Said no one ever.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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