Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Anti Joke

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