- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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