What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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