2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Fat? Jesse Z

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Anti Joke

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