- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

roses are red poo is poo

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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