- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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