A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Hello

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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