What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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