- Anti Joke

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.