- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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