- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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