- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

I wrote a funny joke.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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