- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

SHUT UP JP

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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