A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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