- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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