Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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