What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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