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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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