Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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