Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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