Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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