- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

PICKLES

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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