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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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