There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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