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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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