- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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