Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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