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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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