- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Camerons hair is Curly..

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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