How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Knock knock.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A pope meets another one

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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