Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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