Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Happy Monday!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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