Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

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