Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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