- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

America

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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