- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Dwarf Shortage

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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