- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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