- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Whats green? The color green.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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