- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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