- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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