What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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