Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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