How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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