- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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