Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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autistic kids rock

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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