batman farted so hes retarded

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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