- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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