- Anti Joke

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?