A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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