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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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