- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I had 99 problems Solved them all

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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