so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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cancer

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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