- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do black people eat? Food.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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