- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock knock.

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