What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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