Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

a black man walks out of popeyes

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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