i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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