- Anti Joke

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't