- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Antijokes...

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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