What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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