roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Sarah Palin.

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