What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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