- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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