how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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