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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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