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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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