Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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