- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you scare a black man? You dont

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

An Irishman walked out of a bar

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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