Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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I'm Batman.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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