- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

So a bar walks into a man...

good looking women

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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