Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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