A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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An man walks to a bra

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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mikey is cute

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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