- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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