How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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