- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

someone called someone else a frog

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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