- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Please don't shoot me

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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