Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Gus's mom

roses are red violets should be purple

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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